Saturday, April 11, 2009

"Times" are changing! Life with music, love, dance and friendships- Part 1

Disclaimer: The characters and situations in this post are purely imaginary except a few losers, who happen to be my friends. Any resemblance to any movie or story, is purely because i am not that adept at concealing plagiarism. The idea is based on three things- my dreams (which are ubiquitous), chats with 3 good friends (namely 1)Amit Vijay-a 3 horned devil popularly called chathan, who always plays with "time",as he has so much time to play with. The biggest PJ Churner i have ever met, a pertinent rabble-rouser using his blog posts 2) Hari Vishnu- a goofy-eyed kid, million-horned head (his hair is so spiky), the second biggest PJ-churning machine, the worst PJs that blow your heads off, and urges you to just grab his neck and strangle him. 3)R Anand- famously known as the HOD (Head of the Department, which department? huh...well... dunno), but for me he is the Harmony of Dissonance, or say Host-On-Demand , never says no to me, when i ask him anything stupid), and the little science knowledge i have. This has been in the draft for past 2 months. It was just an incident that happened to me. But "times" change, whether you do something about it or not. So its out with a big-bang now. It seems that I have provided more than enough nails in my-post-after-a-dark-slumber coffin and you may be wondering if its worth sticking with the rest of this post. This is time zero guys :D (No chauvinism intended). EVERYBODY STARTS HERE.

Wed Apr 8, 2009 11.30 Hrs

Hari: Dude, we will go man. We will go for that show on Friday. I won't feel like working cos its a Friday.

Naren: (In deep thought retrospecting the events in his life) : What? (waking from his long Slumber)

hmmm... Lets see.. I have so much work to do. I dint start anything. Have to submit a paper at least by may. Besides its not certain that we will get the tickets. will we?

Hari: Sunday will be more crowded, and saturday no mood, so we will go on friday dude.

Naren: (Again walking outta a parallel universe (not literally), pondering over life and love (holy crap!), quantum mechanics and protoplasm!) haan... ok... we will see.. just see the photo i have put as wallpaper in my mobile. (:P... and hari u are never going to tell anybody what i showed you that day... )

5 minutes later....

Planet Mirth ( Planet Earth's twin-planet in one of the infinite parallel universes)

Senior Physicist at IQRO (Inter-universe Quantum Research Organization) Anand Rikakla A.k.a Rik: "Try to contact planet earth through the special communication lines. We are in urgent need of Mr Naren Darey, Singapore, Earth, Also contact two other people, Chathan Vijay, TN, India, Earth, and Hari Virus, Singapore, Earth..... No NO, its not a virus that will harm our beings, it only attacks the homo sapiens"

After one-third of a second in Mirth......Less time will elapse for someone who accelerates to very high speeds or spends some time in a strong gravitational field.

An operator at the entrance of the Einstein-Rosen Bridge: " Mr Naren Darey has been informed, but we are not able to contact the other two"

Anand Rikakla: "Ok ask him to cross the bridge and come over to this side."

Naren is passing through the bridge to the parallel universe (literally- now ). It has always been an irritating feeling for him passing through the bridge. The heart is made to stop for 1.613 seconds, the brain is aware of what is going on because of what it sees, in that short time when the blood is receding away from your head, but the involuntary reaction is disabled. Your body gets squeezed between the mouth of the worm hole and goes through its throat to reach the other mouth. You come out of the other mouth with your leg first. He was always amazed by the duality. Humans are born with their heads out first in his querulous planet. He laughed at his own sense of finding analogies.

Naren: " What's the matter Rik? where are the others? Virus and Chathan?"

Rik: "They both were contacted, but they are hibernating after their tiring last trip to this universe, but now the matter is worse, if we wake them up, they will get affected by Quantic-rejuvenescence where-in they will become one year old kids, in other parallel universes. So we cant wake them up"

Naren:" Yeah i know.... The earth would be better off... (chuckles).. ok whats up?"

Rik: "There is a new development here, a person named "The Singularity" has developed the machine we dreaded. The ITSM- Incredible Time Space Machine"

Naren always laughed over that name, which has an adjective preceding the name already. Time machine is no new term to people on earth. People have been pondering over how to create one since time immemorial. But only few knew that there were parallel universes with people who have far better understanding about time, space and life.

Naren: "Oh Thats great, call him over, I sure wouldn't mind a cuppa coffee with him! (hoping that he likes coffee the same way Rik does, because, coffee is not something these people need , they get energy directly by tuning their bodies to solar energy. In short they are walking solar panels with hands, brains and legs similar to humans)"

Rik: "Yeah, only that its a she, and we don't know in which dimension she is present, or where the time machine is. (Naren flinched over his chauvinistic comment) Our advanced Electromagnetic Quanta Sensor (EQS) failed to map her to specific co-ordinates, in fact it is mapping her position to multiple co-ordinates in many universes, and that too not just ten or twenty, but to trillion co-ordinates. It is highly impossible to cheat the EQS system. In short, she is omnipotent, pervasive and invisible. Even if we try to search all these co-ordinates which spans over many universes, dimensions and space locations, its highly likely that she would have achieved what she wants by then. We have a probability of one to trillion at hand."

Huh... omnipotent, invisible, alas, not these words again thought Naren. Ok wait. How does he know what she wants?

Naren: " Ok , she is not being mapped fine, she does not seem to be an eminent threat, does she?"

Rik: " The singularity? You forgot what it means? She calls herself that, besides she just contacted us . She is going to do exactly what that means. She is going to destroy this whole multi-verses with her brains, with her ITSM."

How is that possible? How can some one destroy a multi-verse with a time machine? Leave alone the maniac's idea, she must be in a 4 dimensional space-time co-ordinates that is within an universe,at the time, when she tries, so its scientifically not possible, even with the ITSM.
Ok "At that time" is not exactly at that time. I get it . Holy Smokes... ITSM, Time and Space, Singularity. She is very brilliant to have invented an ITSM in the first place.,he thought .And now this.....

Ok for the folks at earth.
To get this cleared, you guys have to understand the time machine concept. Its pretty simple and yet complicated. There are two key points, one, time machine is not just time travel it is space travel too. Two, at this point say that if we do ever build a time machine then the laws of physics definitely do not allow us to travel back to a time before the time machine was built. This is because constructing a time machine involves linking different times together within space-time. So the earliest time that is linked in this way will be the moment of the time machine’s creation. All times before this would have been lost forever and no longer ‘available’. This rules out any possibility of us ever being able to go back to prehistoric times.

ITSM can do both!!!
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I got a mail from a friend here, on Wed, Apr 8, 2009 at 11:26 AM to attend this dance drama by Temple of Fine arts, Singapore from 10th to 12th April based on the book Jonathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach. I considered the invite with sheer veneration. It did prick my curiosity. I do not know much about dance except probably when i move my feet for Dappan Koothu.

Well this is what happened...until now.


Acknowledgment: Hari, Amit Vijay, R Anand and the numerous sci-fi dreams i get every day :).
Reference: Many books on quantum mechanics, black holes, worm holes and Time travel
Ps:- Love and Life is all about..... BULL SHIT... who cares!

4 comments:

Quest said...

Me the biggest PJ churner? :-o That is a revelation and it took great pains to get that honor from you :D

So this is part 1 and you can include our chats in the next posts...its deadly enough to knock out any reader ;)

Earth being better off without me and virus? At at a time when we are the pillars sustaining it? :P


Quest

The Third Twin said...

yes u are...the biggest PJ churner... :)
Yeah our chats are way too intellectual :P already i am getting complaints that the post is very long and quite confusing :P
any day, earth will be better off without hari and u..no doubts abt that :)

Balajee said...

If I think I understand the stuff I just read, I don't understand the stuff I just read.

The Third Twin said...

@ balajee :P lol.. actually i know... its long , n cud be boring for a few.. but this is what i dream abt once in a while :P so had to pen it down :P

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